What´s the Price of your Soul?
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What´s the Price of your Soul?
“I sold my soul to the devil, it was a crappy deal, but at least it came with a few toys and a happy meal.”
You must know what you’re doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. That’s the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts.
Dr. Touth cites cases dating all the way back to the 16th century in which humans have agreed to spend eternity in Hell when they die in exchange for earthly pleasures while they’re alive.
“Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germany’s Dr. Faustus who sold his soul,” says Dr. Touth. “Our own American statesman Daniel Webster once debated Satan in a landmark soul-selling case in which he renegotiated the contract and had it overturned. “Thousands have gained riches and fulfilled their fantasies.”
Here are some tips from Dr. Touth on how you can take advantage of the same opportunity:
1.SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.
2.DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.
3.GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”
4.REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300?
Just because these people sell their souls for fame and wealth does not mean they are living happy lives. No matter how they seem to the public, they are really unhappy and they always regret their decision later. They are made to do the most filthy, disgusting things for the rest of their lives to please satan. And they are then mostly controlled by fear. Satan is evil and will never let them experience true happiness. They have to eat faeces, drink urine, commit all sorts of heinous sexual acts, kill people, molest children and the list goes on.
It’s like Khanye West said in one of his concerts… “I sold my soul to the devil, it was a crappy deal, but at least it came with a few toys and a happy meal.” Sure it’s effective, but is it worth it? Hell no!
Rumors say, that Hillary Clinton once tried to sell her soul to Satan, in exchange for becoming Americas next president. It turned out, she had nothing to sell.